An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen
walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the
Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks
over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a
faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The
Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says,
"Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says,
"Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The
Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman,
frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps
up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the
Irishman ans says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!"
And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin."